The top 15 jokes of the Edinburgh Fringe Festival!

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It is comedy month here on XS Manchester so why not celebrate that by taking a look at the top 15 jokes of the Edinburgh Fringe festival voted for by The Guardian.

Here’s the top 15 jokes:

  • “I’m not a fan of the new pound coin, but then again, I hate all change”, Ken Cheng – 33%
  • “Trump’s nothing like Hitler. There’s no way he could write a book, Frankie Boyle” – 30%
  • “I’ve given up asking rhetorical questions. What’s the point?”, Alexei Sayle – 29%
  • “I’m looking for the girl next door type. I’m just gonna keep moving house till I find her”, Lew Fitz – 28%
  • “I like to imagine the guy who invented the umbrella was going to call it the ‘brella’. But he hesitated”, Andy Field – 27%
  • “Combine Harvesters. And you’ll have a really big restaurant”, Mark Simmons – 27%
  • “I’m rubbish with names. It’s not my fault, it’s a condition. There’s a name for it”, Jimeoin – 26%
  • “I have two boys, 5 and 6. We’re no good at naming things in our house”, Ed Byrne – 24%
  • “I wasn’t particularly close to my dad before he died… which was lucky, because he trod on a land mine”, Olaf Falafel – 24%
  • “Whenever someone says, ‘I don’t believe in coincidences.’ I say, ‘Oh my God, me neither!”, Alasdair Beckett-King – 23%
  • “A friend tricked me into going to Wimbledon by telling me it was a men’s singles event”, Angela Barnes – 20%
  • “As a vegan, I think people who sell meat are disgusting; but apparently people who sell fruit and veg are grocer”, Adele Cliff – 20%
  • “For me dying is a lot like going camping. I don’t want to do it”, Phil Wang – 20%
  • “I wonder how many chameleons snuck onto the Ark”, Adam Hess – 18%”
  • “I went to a Pretenders gig. It was a tribute act”, Tim Vine – 18%
A big congrats to the winner: